Travelling around the countryside,
Ask the Whittams, Ask the Whittams,
Travelling around the countryside
Ask the Whittam Family.
Dear Whittam Family,
What do you do when your nut comes off, dear Whittams, dear Whittams?
What do you do when your nut comes off, dear Whittams, your nut?
Call for a tow truck, dear viewer, dear viewer?
Call for a tow truck dear viewer, a tow truck?
But I have no reception dear Whittams, dear Whittam?
But I have no reception dear Whittams, no reception at all?
In that case dear viewer, dear viewer,
In that case dear viewer, you are kind of f*****
Travelling around the countryside,
Ask the Whittams, Ask the Whittams,
Travelling around the countryside
Ask the Whittam Family.
The A Mused Poetry Contest 10/31 – 11/06/2020
© Deb Whittam 2020
HA! Deb, that is funny. Well done. 🙂
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Thanks Jeff, luckily there was a happy ending
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I remember that!
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Yep, one of the low lights of caravanning 😟
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I always looked forward to your updates on your trip…
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Life was better on the road, no kids to puss you off
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Great work, Deb! I suppose it’s less stressful you’ve put those days behind you now. 🙂
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My partner is not impressed. He said I had to fess up and admit he came up with the idea and the first bit is from the theme for the Leyland Brothers and the middle bit is a hole in my bucket. I’m hanging my head in shame right now ☹️
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😀 😀 Well, that was obvious.
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(At least the middle bit, for me.)
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The Leyland Brothers were an Australian institution 😃
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Ah. That would be it.
Whatever happened to your old traveling posts, by the way?
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Gone
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😥
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This is great, definitely gave me a chuckle!! Congrats, Deb 🙂
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🙂
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