If I’m elected I will thwart this diabolical plan and reinstate the natural order.
There will be walks in the parks, there will be as many cuddles as we desire, there will be endless praise as we deserve.
I will ensure those who judge us unjustly receive the punishment they deserve and we will be shown the respect we are due.
My fellows no more will we whimper in fear, no more will we hang our heads in shame, no more will we be shown the door.
I urge you to vote for DIET – Dogs Indoors Everywhere Tonight.
© Deb Whittam 2020