My friend Charles from Potatoes and the promise of More Potatoes is taking a wee break from posting over the next few days and because I admire his work so much I thought I would try some imitation. (It’s the best form of flattery you know)
I expect this isn’t going to be very funny, but here we go.
I didn’t know this was a muppets themed wedding
Are you allowed to wear white?
Was that you I saw sneaking out of the best man’s hotel room?
Did your daddy need to use the shotgun?
Were there no flights left to Las Vegas?
I didn’t know tacky was the new wedding trend?
Appearance isn’t that important, your wedding photos could always be used to advertise funerals
Was I meant to bring a gift or a condolence card?
Well perhaps he did marry you for money but at least it wasn’t for your personality?
I’m sorry, I didn’t realize this was a happy occassion.
© 2018 Deborah Whittam